•YOUR WING WOMAN•

Have you ever thought to yourself: “Man, I wish I had someone to follow me around and take cool photos of me?” Well, here I am! I’ve seen those selfies on Tinder. They ain’t it. And if you’re wondering, I dunno, Ashley.. Can you really make me look cool and find me love? Well, no idea on that second part but I’ll tell you what, every photo my ex has on his dating profile was taken by yours truly.